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On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you've got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid said, "Yeah."
The cop said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike." The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid took the ticket, but before he rode off he said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
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Amish Woman Driver
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. “Ma'am,” said the cop, “I'm not going to ticket you, butI do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.”“Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home,” responded the Amish lady.“That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse. Have your husband take care of that right away!” instructed the cop.Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.
“Well, dear, what exactly did he say?” asked Jacob.“He said the reflector is broken,” replied the lady.“I can fix that in two minutes. What else?” wondered Jacob.“I'm not sure, Jacob... something about the emergency brake,” said the lady. |
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